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Tweet Nothings: CHARLIE SHEEN IS A TWITTER TRAINWRECK

 

 

In the last day my willpower has taken a real beating.

I’ve tried to control myself. I really have, but… I. Just. Can’t. Stop.

I’m talking about a train wreck of the most public type. I’m talking about the potential to have a public meltdown. I’m talking WORSE THAN KANYE WEST.

Charlie Sheen.

Charlie Sheen has begun to take his crazy to Twitter. 

Someone needs to take his Internet access away, people. Tweets live in infamy. Obviously I am not alone in my Sheen curiosity. The man has almost a million followers already. It’s been less than a day.

Unless you’ve been living under a rock, you are no doubt are aware of Sheen’s questionable media interview deluge as of late.

His loose lips have brought the world some true gems to savor.

Like:

  •  "I'm not bipolar, I'm bi-winning. I win here and I win there."

 

  • "I'm tired of pretending like I'm not bitching, a total ... rock star from Mars, and people can't figure me out; they can't process me. I don't expect them to. You can't process me with a normal brain."

 

  • "There’s been a tsunami of media, and I’ve been riding it on a mercury surfboard."

 

  • "Resentments are the rocket fuel that lives in the tip of my saber."

 

  • "I don’t believe myself to be an addict. I really don’t. I think that I just ignore or smash or finally dismiss a model that I think is rooted in vintage balderdash, you know? For lack of a better word."

 

  • "I'm on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available because if you try it you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body."

If his road to ruin wasn’t already complete, certainly his upcoming Twitter habits will finish the job for him. 

Update: He is now up to 1.2 million followers in less than two days and he has conquered the following hashtags: #winning #tigerblood #twitterwar #planbetter Clearly I need to step away from this computer!

 

 

Jennifer Gerlock is sad to admit that she is mesmorized by the awesomeness that is Charlie Sheen. She can be found online writing for Want2Dish.com and Hip As I Wanna Be as well as tweeting under the aliases of @JenniferGerlock and @MammaMania.

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