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Tweet Nothings: 7 Year Old Gets Liposuction Gift

This story is so absurd that I almost didn’t believe it.

Seven-year-old Poppy Burge of England got a truly unique present from her mother this Christmas… a $11,000 voucher for liposuction.

I wish I were lying.

But I’m not.

The mother-of-the-year in question is Sarah Burge, 51, a plastic surgery addict and self-proclaimed “Human Barbie.”  This isn’t the first time Burge has given her daughter such a unique gift. Oh no. The 7-year-old already has a credit on her account for breast enhancement surgery.

Because that is what every second grader needs, of course. 

Burge told The Daily Mail that her daughter asks for surgery all the time, “She wants to look good and lipo is one of those procedures that will always come in handy. I see these vouchers as investing in her future – like saving money for her education.”

You want to invest in your daughter’s future, lady? Start stockpiling money for her therapy bills! Talk about sending the wrong message to your child. It just boils my blood to think of the issues this poor little on is going to have later in life.

Did I mention that she has also taught her daughter how to pole dance and that the two plan on teaching “Poppy’s Polarcize” classes?

Won’t anyone in England set the authorities on this woman?

By the way, the most unshocking part of this entire saga is how Burge pays the family’s surgery addiction. It seems she writes “very lucrative” erotic novels and has her own plastic surgery party business. Gee, you don’t say?

                                     

Jennifer Gerlock can be found writing for Want2Dish.com and Hip As I Wanna Be as well as tweeting as @JenniferGerlock.

 

 

 

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